PS: This post is irrespective of gendering !!!!
I think, All riders would agree to this post.
Especially the forever alone bikers.
We all know why we are forever alone. Yes because we chose to (keep saying that lol). Well but when you think about it having a bike is way better than having a girlfriend. Especially much better than your Ex Girlfriend. Well then we have gathered some reasons why the bike is better than my girlfriend.
You gift your Motorcycle, the things that you want
She’s always ready to go on a long ride
She speaks only when you want her to. If your Motorcycle is too loud, you buy her a muffler.
You can have more than one Motorcycle at the same time
You can ride your Motorcycle anytime you want
You can ride your Motorcycle the first time you meet her without taking her out to dinner or a movie
Your Motorcycle accepts you just the way you are
You don’t have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Motorcycle
Your Motorcycle does not mind if you leave her outside your home
When you go out for dinner on your Motorcycle, you only pay for one